June 2012
51 posts
Stumbleupon, what is wrong with you?
I am 21 years old and not even considering marriage right now. Why do you keep giving me wedding blogs?
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jerrymuffinbutt:
Men who say that they’ll respect women if they “keep their legs closed” don’t respect women at all, regardless of how much sex they are or aren’t having. If someone is telling you that they’ll only respect you when you do what they say, they’re lying.
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umbbreon:
butts butts
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If you put root beer in a square glass do you get...
audiodude:
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What is this feeling?
Is it an actual desire to play League of Legends more often, based not in a feeble attempt to bond with my boyfriend but of my own accord?
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
Kind of random, but...
Does anybody know any good tofu or eggplant recipes? I’m trying to increase my vegetarian repertoire, and all I know how to make is eggplant parmigiana and stir fry. Any ideas?
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kneecapdisplay replied to your post: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS TIME
omg we should play together maybe? i have a smurf now so i can try new champs at a lower level. my name’s deadgrrrl if you wanna add me. please don’t make me go back to solo que alone D:
Ooh, perhaps! I think I’m done for the night, but I’d totes be down like tomorrow or something.
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Look, guys. No matter what a girl does, no matter how she’s dressed, no matter...
– Vice President Joe “the BAMF” Biden, in a speech launching the federal government’s campaign to fight sexual violence on college campuses (via girl-non-grata)
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS TIME
Also known as GAREN TIME
SPIN TO WIN
SPIN TO WIN
SPIN TO WIN
(except actually I wanna try Sejuani since she’s free this week but that’s beside the point. GAREN FOREVERRRRR)
Oh nooooo
There’s a porn spam and a cute animal spam posting at the same time on my dash and it’s getting all mixed together asdl;fkjas;lkdjf ;lakjs
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everettodair:
i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them
Maybe I’m just a spoiled brat for not having to use a laundromat for most of my adult life, but last time I checked, having to shell out $1.75 for a wash cycle is fucking ridiculous.
Nevermind...
My Legacy file is corrupted, and being the huge dope I am, I never made a single backup file.
Challenge failed. :c
Sims 3 World Conquest!
I’m on generation 6 of my 10-generation Legacy family, and this time around, I’m doing something a little different. For generation 7, I’m going to have an illegitimate child from every country. In the Simniverse, that includes Egypt, France, China, and what I like to call Sim-merica (the main neighborhood).
Normally, this would be pretty easy as a male Sim — just fall...
coffeeandvonnegut:
guys, have you ever googled bunnies yawning
Dear every manufacturer of women's clothing, ever:
thankyousirmayihaveanother:
lord-kitschener:
gothiccharmschool:
Faux pockets are an abomination. If you’re going to bother putting pocket flaps on something, add the G-d damn pockets.
No love,
Jilli
And make the pockets deeper, you soulless bastards.
JESUS CHRIST THIS
JESUS
CHRIST
THIS
I feel like there’s probably some really good reason why someone would do this.
You know what's kind of beautiful?
teasreadymydear:
In French, you don’t really say, “I miss you.”
You say, “Tu me manques,” which is closer to, “You are missing from me.”
I love that. “You are missing from me.” You are a part of me, you are essential to my being. You are like a limb or an organ, or blood. I cannot function, without you.
It is a really pretty sentiment.
It’s also difficult to remember to conjugate it...
I hate when people are like “only dogs can give you love and affection, cats are cold and elusive” like okay dog person if you had ever actually owned a cat you would know they are the neediest fucking creatures on the planet
cats will literally sit on your head until you pay attention to them
thewhoreat221b:
does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
FACT: All queers understand and are proficient in...
Cumun snala?
Sick of hearing "i got this tattoo because it...
tahlulala:
^^ this here.
gradies:
i had good grades at the beginning of the school year but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
things and stuff: Why I hate it when other white... →
saschaeatsteeth:
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dead-dog-fred:
Because I still am one. Because it never goes away. Because as a white person, I have absorbed messages for my entire life that I am better than the majority of people on earth, I have absorbed messages telling me that the only…