Aly's Step by Step Guide to Being Awesome

Jun 04

Stumbleupon, what is wrong with you?

I am 21 years old and not even considering marriage right now.  Why do you keep giving me wedding blogs?

attackofthelawngnomes:

neverwillstop:

The reason I like this quote so much is that it doesn’t make it “women” vs. “men”—it’s trans* inclusive. (I wonder if the writers were intentionally being anti-cissexist/pro-trans*…probably not.)

look at this
being inclusive is so easy you can do it by accident
wasntthatfuckinghard.jpg

attackofthelawngnomes:

neverwillstop:

The reason I like this quote so much is that it doesn’t make it “women” vs. “men”—it’s trans* inclusive. (I wonder if the writers were intentionally being anti-cissexist/pro-trans*…probably not.)

look at this

being inclusive is so easy you can do it by accident

wasntthatfuckinghard.jpg

(Source: transponsters, via biftec)

jerrymuffinbutt:

Men who say that they’ll respect women if they “keep their legs closed” don’t respect women at all, regardless of how much sex they are or aren’t having. If someone is telling you that they’ll only respect you when you do what they say, they’re lying.

(via robespierrethe)

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(Source: kmpvp1, via chaadreaming)

umbbreon:

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(via robespierrethe)

If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

audiodude:

(via wayward-may-queen)

thedrunkenmoogle:

E3 2012 Drinking GameGet ready, gamers! It’s that magical time of the year when dreams can be made and hopes can be destroyed. E3 is upon us and the world is watching in excitement to see what the future holds for video games. While a lucky bunch will actually be able to attend the expo, most of us will be sitting at home, taking in the action from behind a screen. What better way to celebrate announcements (or grieve) than with a few buddies and drinks? The Drunken Moogle has created a drinking game for those of you looking to pregame a bit before those big E3 parties. Grab some buddies and drinks and get ready for a fun week! For the press conference times and links to livestreams, check out the schedule that Video Game Nostalgia posted.
MicrosoftTake a sip:
An obvious actor parent and child enjoy a game together
Every time a game that uses Kinect is announced
When Microsoft explains why Kinect is the future for games and media
If a non-gaming aspect of Xbox Live is talked about
For every exceptionally awesome kill in the new Gears of War and Halo games
Finish your drink if:
A new console or portable is announced
Duke Nukem Forever 2 
 ——-EA Take a sip:
If the ending to Mass Effect 3 is brought up
For each new sports game announced
Every time you think “Crysis 3 looks REALLY pretty!”
A Star wars game that doesn’t take place between episodes 4 and 6 is announced
Stats about Star Wars: The Old Republic are given
Finish your drink if:
You jump during the Dead Space 3 presentation
A partnership between EA and a company you like is announced
——-Ubisoft Take a sip:
If someone comments that (or you think) a Rayman game looks gorgeous 
Every time a game with touch controls is announced
A free to play game is announced
Every time there is an exceptionally awesome kill in Assassin’s Creed III
Finish your drink if:
Beyond Good and Evil 2 isn’t mentioned (again)
A new Prince of Persia game is announced
——-Sony Take a sip:
If Sony apologizes for anything
For every HD remake announced
If either Final Fantasy Versus XIII or The Last Gaurdian is said to launch in 2013
If somebody you’re watching with makes a comment on how Playstation All-Stars looks like Smash Bros (or you happen to think it)
If a portable version of a console game is announced for PSVita
For every exceptionally awesome kill in God of War Ascension
Finish your drink if:
A new console, portable, or thinner version of a current system is announced
It’s Riiiiiiiidge Racer!
——-Nintendo Take a sip:
Every time Reggie makes a long pause
When statistics, charts, or graphs are shared
If a strange gaming peripheral is shown
If the Wii U tablet controller is placed on the ground
If Miyamoto shows up
Drink again if he came with awesome props
Finish your drink if:
A 3DS redesign is announced
The Metroid and Star Fox mash-up game happens to be real
——-For All Press Conferences Take a sip each time:
A sequel is announced
A remake is announced
A technical error occurs
Someone looks silly onstage using motion control
A celebrity makes an appearance
Finish your drink if:
Sega announces a new console
Half Life 2: Episode 3 or Half Life 3 is announced
Hideo Kojima announces that he will make an announcement
IS YOUR BODY READY?——-Drink responsibly and have a fantastic E3 week, everyone!

thedrunkenmoogle:

E3 2012 Drinking Game

Get ready, gamers! It’s that magical time of the year when dreams can be made and hopes can be destroyed. E3 is upon us and the world is watching in excitement to see what the future holds for video games. While a lucky bunch will actually be able to attend the expo, most of us will be sitting at home, taking in the action from behind a screen. What better way to celebrate announcements (or grieve) than with a few buddies and drinks? The Drunken Moogle has created a drinking game for those of you looking to pregame a bit before those big E3 parties. Grab some buddies and drinks and get ready for a fun week! For the press conference times and links to livestreams, check out the schedule that Video Game Nostalgia posted.

Microsoft
Take a sip:

Finish your drink if:

——-
EA
Take a sip:

Finish your drink if:

——-
Ubisoft
Take a sip:

Finish your drink if:

——-
Sony
Take a sip:

Finish your drink if:

——-
Nintendo
Take a sip:

Finish your drink if:

——-
For All Press Conferences
Take a sip each time:

Finish your drink if:

IS YOUR BODY READY?
——-
Drink responsibly and have a fantastic E3 week, everyone!

(Source: oshinoke)

fuckyeah-nerdery:

wilwheaton:

The Anatomy of a Wasp.
(via Reddit)

Arse Dagger.

fuckyeah-nerdery:

wilwheaton:

The Anatomy of a Wasp.

(via Reddit)

Arse Dagger.

(via theeverydaygoth)